Thank you for sustaining me through these rough days
I just wanted to express my gratitude for the outpouring of love I've received from my peeps about the loss of my umbrella. You are truly wonderful people. Your kindness is greatly appreciated during this difficult period.
I know a master whose hand can fix anything. He punches and kicks with his hands and his feet, but he is also a delicate man, one whose tears have been said to cure cancer. Now if he can do that, he can certainly fix your umbrella. In fact, he breaks things just so he can fix them. I suggest you get in touch with this master right away! P.S. I am heading out to school in August! I haven't found that perfect plaid skirt yet, but I am working on my wardrobe. Sadly, the unfavored black umbrella is exactly what I will be using there. P.P.S. Chuck is the only man I would ever even consider marrying, that's how amazing he is.
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I know a master whose hand can fix anything. He punches and kicks with his hands and his feet, but he is also a delicate man, one whose tears have been said to cure cancer. Now if he can do that, he can certainly fix your umbrella. In fact, he breaks things just so he can fix them. I suggest you get in touch with this master right away! P.S. I am heading out to school in August! I haven't found that perfect plaid skirt yet, but I am working on my wardrobe. Sadly, the unfavored black umbrella is exactly what I will be using there. P.P.S. Chuck is the only man I would ever even consider marrying, that's how amazing he is.
I may have been the first person to witness the trauma of the broken umbrella as you came in to work so depressed that dark day.
I'm starting to think that I didn't grieve with you appropriately. In fact I was probably completely insensitive about the whole matter.
Now I understand! Please forgive me!
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