"Sick"

So today on KSL I came across this story, which is titled, "Tooele Officials Investigating Mystery Sickness."

Apparently like 30 kids at this Junior High went home on the same day with "flu-like symptoms." So they brought in the Health Department to see what was up.

If you ask me, all those kids licked their palms.

And what they really should have done is go to Salt Lake and look for shiny red convertibles, parades, and field trips in art museums. If none of that pans out, maybe check all French restaurants, the platform of the Church Office building, or the Spring Mobile Ballpark, home of the Salt Lake Bees.

But that's just how I would have gotten to the bottom of things. I'm no Health Department official.